The Drive-In is the greatest place on earth.
Two movies for six dollars?
Popcorn and a drink for less than three dollars?
SIGN ME THE HELL UP.
Why have Drive-Ins become so endangered? Who decided that they should become obsolete? Because that person is the devil. Honestly, if you don't love the Drive-In you are probably a terrorist.
DO YOU HATE AMERICA TOO!?!?
But if you are going to do the Drive-In, you really have to do it in style. And in style, I mean a tricked out, 1970's giant van with track lighting and no backseats.
Big Momma is her name. Being awesome is her game.
Why can't I live at the Drive-In? I could live in Big Momma. Fo' sho'.
I should write a love missive to the Drive-In, it would go something like this:
Dearest Drive In- You make my soul happy. I love your Luma Loons, and your dollar popcorn. I love your gravel lots, and the way that the stones crunch under my feet when I am jogging to the bathroom. When I am not with you, I feel like crying all the time. I LOVE YOU DRIVE IN. PLEASE DO NOT STAY AWAY FOR TOO LONG. Love, Lisa.
Amazing.
Drive-In, I miss you already.
P.S. Meghan Sauce. My cup runneth over.
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hahaha my cup doeth runnith overith. i miss you, and another drive in is a must. also- you did jog. and as i read that title, i might have spit out my drink all over the screen and laughed so loud i woke my parents. just saying.
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