I put a spell on you

Things that I love today:

1. The stop sign at the bottom of the hill near my house now has a sign that says, "Opposing traffic does not stop." I've only been waiting for this for like fifteen and a half years. (Lies. Probably like five and a half. Since the time an old nun flipped my mother the bird because she didn't realize we didn't have a stop sign. But semantics, you know?)

2. Potential thunderstorms. I will quickly add this to the list of things that I do not love if it does not happen. Come on Tropical Storm Danny. Bring it, bitch. Unleash some fury!

3. Clean, new rooms. Furniture is in the right rooms, boxes are unpacked. I have all my books on one set of bookshelves now and it's so full that I actually heard it groan yesterday when I mentioned the Half Price bookstore. Ye of little faith, Bookshelves, we can still cram more on.

4. The Exchange. Movies for a $2.50. Amazing. If only they had Speed 2 my life would be complete.


Things I do not love today:

1. Potential thunderstorms not reaching their potential. If you can't make it seem like the apocalypse is approaching you can suck it.

2. John Krasinksi is engaged. Sad. He's super cute. And I guess it's better than him marrying someone like Scarlett Johansson (WTF Ryan Reynolds?!?! She did a cover of Tom Waits songs. TOM WAITS! There is not a single person on God's green earth that should cover Tom Waits songs, and certainly not SCARLETT JOHANSSON. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Only very few people should be allowed to sing and act. David Bowie. Bette Midler- due to one of my all-time faves Hocus Pocus- but until Scarlett Johansson can prove she's more than just a mediocre actress who has had the luck of picking some pretty awesome roles, I will NOT allow her to sing/act. PICK ONE OR THE OTHER SCARLETT).

Emily Blunt, I swear to God, if you record an album of Tom Waits covers I WILL FREAK MY SHIT.

But as Michael Scott once said, "BFD, engaged ain't married." So there's that.

3. Bruises. Man, I have bruises like all over me. Not cool, skin, not cool. Also, colds. Colds are the worst thing since non-sliced bread.


Eh. Probably more things should go on my things I do not like list. War. Famine. Paying bills. Car insurance. Interviews. But I'm le tired.

Seriously though. Hocus Pocus is a good flick.