Saturday, September 5, 2009

Earth is a sham





Dear Disney-

Fuck you.

You know what you did.

The polar bear dad?

Really?

WHY DID THE BABY ELEPHANT HAVE TO FOLLOW HIS MOTHER'S TRACKS THE WRONG WAY?

WHY ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?

Why couldn't the cameraman throw that bear some fish? DON'T PULL THAT CIRCLE OF LIFE CRAP ON ME.

Disney, what is wrong with you?

Dumbo wasn't bad enough?

You had to go and make this documentary? This depress-umentary?

YOU CAN SUCK IT DISNEY.

Love,

Lisa

1 comment:

  1. "Dumbo wasn't bad enough?" Best line I have read in years. I probably should not see "Earth." I cry enough these days. I don't need Disney fucking with me, too!

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