Oh Pitt. Oh my dear, sweet Pitt. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
You lost to NC STATE?!
Is this Bill Stull's fault? You may or may not know how I feel about Bill Stull. Fine, he's an okay guy, probably kind of a tool bag, as most quarterbacks tend to be (I'm looking at you Big Ben), but he is a TERRIBLE football player. Get him off the field, let Sunseri try his luck instead. Anything is better than Bill "I once played in the worst Bowl Game of all time and lost" Stull.
NC State should have been a piece of easy, peasy pie.
YOU LOST AFTER BEING UP THE WHOLE DAMN GAME?!
Oh Pitt. Oh my beloved alma mater. You haven't hurt me this badly since you lost in the Elite Eight (it's okay Jamie Dixon. I still love you and forgive you for that).
I looked past the 3-0 loss in that stupid Bowl Game last year. I looked past the rotten seasons under a couple of rotten coaches with rotten quarterbacks. I looked past the fact that we were once a football powerhouse the likes of which produced Mike Ditka, Tony Dorsett, and Dan Marino. I looked past Mark Nordenberg's hair piece.
YOU LOST TO NC STATE?!
We were 3-0 Pitt.
I'm going to be angry about this for a little while. You understand Pitt, I know you do. Just let me have my cooling off period. In two weeks, when you are back at Heinz Field, I will have forgiven you.
But this week, Pitt, I'm angry.
Worse? I'm disappointed.
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Penn State was a big disappointment, as well, Liesel. I feel your pain. And I can't believe you called Big Ben a tool bag!
ReplyDeleteDude, I love my Steelers, but Big Ben's a tool bag. There's just no way around it.
ReplyDeletei hate ben roseldouchebag.
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