Maybe it's because I am no longer a thirteen year old girl, but I am so sick of the Twilight garbage.
Sammi was watching "The Teen Choice Awards" and that stupid movie and Miley Stupid Cyrus won like fifteen awards each. And yeah, okay, the TCA's, as I will now refer to them, are no Academy Awards. And yeah, okay, it's probably the only awards either the cast of Twilight or Miley Cyrus will ever win, and so yeah, okay, let them have their one ounce of success in the cruel world of Hollywood, but give me a break.
I like that people have taken to calling them Twitards. Or Twitwits. Or any version of that. I read the series. But really, really those books suck. SUCK. The main character is whiny, and one-dimensional, and the books basically go like this: tripping, having Edward catch her, thinking Edward is so dreamy, oh no bad vamps want to kills us, repeat.
I read an article comparing it to Harry Potter. COMPARING IT TO HARRY POTTER. That's like comparing the debating skills of a first grader against Obama. Or a three year old playing a toy piano against Bach. FOR REALS?!
How many movies do you think they're going to be able to churn out before people get bored? Because I'm bored already.
HP fo' life, fools.
(And if you can't name the movie that the title of this post came from, you and I are no longer friends...)
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