There are some things that are only fun in theory.
Like painting.
Painting is fun for about thirty seven seconds. That is not an approximation. That is a scientific fact.
Then?
Not so much fun. But there's paint on the walls and you have to finish and PAINTING IS SO LAME.
HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS FOR A LIVING!?!
I suppose it helps if the room is empty. Which it was not. And I guess it helps to use a ladder instead of a chair. And maybe it helps to NOT BE PAINTING OVER BRIGHT PURPLE. AND NOT BE SIMULTANEOUSLY DYING OF THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.
The Bubonic Plague is also something that is only fun in theory. Or...you know, not fun.
I have paint in my hair.
I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS.
I'm going to go have a Capri Sun and calm the fuck down.
Painting is for lame-o's.
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1. I had a Capri Sun this afternoon, and it certainly calmed me the fuck down. Not that I was in an uproar over paint.
ReplyDelete2. Painting is only fun as a form of art. Like Van Gogh....he was tons of fun. Until he killed himself.
3. Grant's beard apparently is back in full effect. I think we all need to drink together ASAP.
Capri Suns make the world a better place. This is a true fact. Painting WOULD be a fun past time in the form of art if I was able to draw anything more than a stick figure.
ReplyDeleteI saw that Grant's beard is back. Get on that drinking together thing. I would like that very much.
I LOVE PAINTING. YOU STOP IT LISA.
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